Trump Taps Skeletal, Self-Proclaimed “Overlord of Evil” for Security Post

In another surprising cabinet appointment, Donald Trump announces plans to turn over security for the mystical secrets of Castle Grayskull to regional overlord Skeletor. Despite criticism for this choice and others, Trump defended the planned appointment in a recent press conference. “Mr. Skeletor has had an interest in Grayskull security for a long time. He […]